Haast Nelonen Stiller (2001)

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Solve this mystery...Our next guest gives a voice exsample, and you have to guess who she is...please.

O sole mio...

Tarja Turunen from Nightwish...Heavy singer and opera singer, (sit down) please.

Thank you, thank you...

That sounded very sublime...We start this Dr.Stiller's psychoanalyses very sublime.
First queston for you Tarja is that if you were a man, which famous man's life you'd like to live?

Hmmm...How about Dr.Stiller's?

My life...?

Yeahhh...

You're saying that...

I'm saying that I've been daydreaming many times about that, and so is lots of other women too y'know...so Dr.Stiller...

This is something I didn't expect...

I thought so...(laughs)

...but I think we're having very big hallusinations here but...if you say so, I don't mind at all. Deep inside I am a very humble person...
What is the last dream you had?

Last...actually I don't have very much dreams usually but...last dream was...I hope it doesn't happen like...tomorrow but... I was pregnant.
I never had that baby though, so I don't know if it was a boy or a girl. Next morning I had to look into a mirror and see how it really is y'know women's hormons...

Were you happy or were you shocked in that dream?

It was pretty horrible morning to wake up...

I usually want to smoke in my dreams...I wonder what that is...
This is very interesting psychoanalysing-show 'cos we don't interpret dreams at all, we just ask what they were like.
When was the last time you felt guilty?

Oh darn...well unfinished work, that's very common reason.

You have working ethics?

Yes, I felt very guilty about that last autumn.

You have very interesting role...you're in very rare position 'cos you are a female singer of heavy metal band, what kind of pressures you get from being in a field that doesn't have that many women?

Pretty much, but in the other hand, me and those few other women get so called "exemptions" but like I said there are lot of pressures...
They propably keep on eye on me more than lot of guys out there..

But you can't really live heavy metal- or rock 'n' roll-lifestyle, because as an opera singer you can't smoke or drink alcohol, am I right, because that would ruin your voice...?

That's the way it is...

Then how are those long-haired heavy metallists thinking about the fact that there's an opera singer who doesn't smoke and doesn't use any stronger stuff or doesn't drink even a one drop of alcohol?

Well...

You are a minority of minorities...

I really am a minority and it is kind of lonely, but in the other hand i just need to have that attitude, there's nothing else I can do...

Who's been an idol in your career that you've been admiring?

When I was about 13, and I was singing here and there, Whitney Houston was really something...Not so much anymore because of all those drug problems...

You are one of those very unusual people 'cos you're an opera singer and heavy metal singer...If someone would do an opera about you, what would be the name of it?

(laughs) I have to correct one thing: I'm not an opera singer, I'm a studying classical singing (laughs again)

Studying classical singing, yeah...

Yeah..oh dear God... but if some day someone makes an opera of me -which propably never happens- but anyway...it would be called "Täynnä kuin turusen pyssy" (*lit. as full as Turunen's gun, an old Finnish phrase)

Excuse me what was that...?

"Täynnä kuin Turusen pyssy*", haven't you heard this old phrase?

Sounds like Wagner...

Yeah, yeah...I'm a very romantic woman y'know...täynnä kuin Turusen pyssy, that's my life..

Very good...Your favourite song is Brahms' "Von ewiger Liebe"... In this show we have never had any classical music because this is a show whit very bad taste. Tell all Finnish people why they all should hear Brahms's..."Von ewiger Liebe"?

That song's immortal, that's all I can say.

When people hear that song, they understand that they are listening something immortal?

That's right...seriously, there is something in that song.

Well...Tarja Turunen last question: Imagine 7th day of April when you're 60 years old, wht do you see?

Maybe me and the boys have had about 1 year break from touring...And I've changed leatherpants to woollen panties...and...I don't see Ruben Stiller on TV anymore.

Well...uhm...I have to tell you Tarja and all Finnish people, kind of bad news, I filled a form of survey, of some American insurance company about probable age of pension. And I die before I am 60. Actually in age of 57, mourn it all Finnish out there...
When you're 60 years old...

I'm totally shocked...

I'm already in grave. I declare that you are healthy, like I usually do...I'm gonna start mourning my own death...And you're all just laughing, 57 years, my probable lifetime according to the American insurance company...think about that...What a lost to a Finnish culture.

Ladies and Gentlemen, something really serious after the commercial break.

Thank you.

Thank you.